If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And that is the American way.
I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny. - Paul Provenza
I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.
- Paul Provenza
We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So primi… - Paul Provenza
We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So primi…
I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record. - Paul Provenza
I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record.
If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And … - Paul Provenza
If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And …
As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfol… - Paul Provenza
As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfol…
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure! - Paul Provenza
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!
I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body. - Paul Provenza
I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.
Children in a third world country. That's how we spread democracy. - Paul Provenza
Children in a third world country. That's how we spread democracy.
How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers do the sa… - Paul Provenza
How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers do the sa…
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