Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
- Milton Berle
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side? - Milton Berle
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation.
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-… - Milton Berle
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-…
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine. - Milton Berle
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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