Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an out of control concussion match with opponents catapulting croutons and petits pois across the mahogany, don't fight it, go with it. And when you have the desire to quell the uprising approach the original perpetrator from behind. There, slowly crown her with the contents of the fresh fruit salad bowl. But be warned. Although this immobilizes and rivits everyone's attention it also gives them new ideas.
Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an o… - J. P. Donleavy
Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an o…
- J. P. Donleavy
And no. I must not go on thinking. For the pain will never go away. You just go on and live. In the dust of desertion. Still falling where last I lov… - J. P. Donleavy
And no. I must not go on thinking. For the pain will never go away. You just go on and live. In the dust of desertion. Still falling where last I lov…
Rid the mind of knowledge when looking for pleasure. Or start thinking and find a lot of pain. - J. P. Donleavy
Rid the mind of knowledge when looking for pleasure. Or start thinking and find a lot of pain.
Electronic books are a bad thing because they cannot be accumulated on shelves to remind you of your past, to impress your neighbors and colleagues, … - J. P. Donleavy
Electronic books are a bad thing because they cannot be accumulated on shelves to remind you of your past, to impress your neighbors and colleagues, …
I'm starved for love. Not ordinary love but real love. The love that's like music or something. - J. P. Donleavy
I'm starved for love. Not ordinary love but real love. The love that's like music or something.
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. - J. P. Donleavy
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
I remember one letter from a girl in a midwestern town who read one of my books and thought she had discovered it- that no one had ever read it or kn… - J. P. Donleavy
I remember one letter from a girl in a midwestern town who read one of my books and thought she had discovered it- that no one had ever read it or kn…
If you're going to love somebody, love somebody who needs it. - J. P. Donleavy
If you're going to love somebody, love somebody who needs it.
Blessed are they who in this sea of frailty, climb aboard a piece of ass as it floats by. - J. P. Donleavy
Blessed are they who in this sea of frailty, climb aboard a piece of ass as it floats by.
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