I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys: "I gotta get home, man, Fami…

- Pablo Francisco

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

- Pablo Francisco

Don LaFontaine passed away. He passed away from a blood clot in the lung. It was unexpected. It just happened. I was just blown away by it. He was li…

- Pablo Francisco

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're …

- Pablo Francisco

I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee like he's their mother: "Wah! Did you…

- Pablo Francisco

Don LaFontaine was very intelligent. He used to say to me, "Always save your money, son". And I said, "Can I start doing voiceovers?" And he said, "Y…

- Pablo Francisco

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

- Pablo Francisco

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

- Pablo Francisco

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

- Pablo Francisco