To watch a football game is to be in a prolonged neurotic doubt as to what you're seeing. It's more like an emergency happening at a distance than a game. I don't wonder the spectators take to drink.
Interpretation
The quote humorously critiques the anxiety and tension experienced by spectators during a football game.
Jacques Barzun's quote highlights the intense emotional rollercoaster that spectators endure while watching a football game, likening the experience to a state of neurotic doubt. He suggests that this emotional turbulence resembles an emergency rather than the enjoyment traditionally associated with sports, implying that the high stakes and uncertainty can drive viewers to seek escape through alcohol.
In practice
During a sports discussion, one might quote this to highlight the emotional stakes of watching sports.
Let us face a pluralistic world in which there are no universal churches, no single remedy for all diseases, no one way to teach or write or sing, no magic diet, no world poets, and no chosen races, but only the wretched and wonderfully diversified human race.
Machines are admirable and tyrannize only with the user's consent. Where, then, is the enemy? Not where the machine gives relief from drudgery but where human judgment abdicates. The smoothest machine-made product of the age is the organization man, for even the best organizing principle tends to corrupt, and the mechanical principle corrupts absolutely.
In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a day's work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years.
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Convince yourself that you are working in clay, not marble, on paper not eternal bronze: Let that first sentence be as stupid as it wishes.
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I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations.
Sudden glory is the passion which maketh those grimaces called laughter.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.
He then departed, to make himself still more interesting, in the midst of a heavy rain.
All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.
I shouldn't be saying this, high treason really, but I sometimes wonder if Americans aren't fooled by our accent into detecting a brilliance that may not really be there.
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