Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me. - Bennett Cerf
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
- Bennett Cerf
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-rea… - Bennett Cerf
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-rea…
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. - Bennett Cerf
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship. - Bennett Cerf
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost… - Bennett Cerf
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost…
They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered… - Bennett Cerf
They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered…
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations. - Bennett Cerf
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encounterin… - Bennett Cerf
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encounterin…
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. - Bennett Cerf
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
Login to join the discussion
Login to join the discussion