Footnotes are the finer-suckered surfaces that allow testicular paragraphs to hold fast to the wider reality of the library.

- Nicholson Baker

Most writers are secretly worried that they're not really writers. That it's all been happenstance, something came together randomly, the letters cam…

- Nicholson Baker

I woke up thinking a very pleasant thought. There is lots left in the world to read.

- Nicholson Baker

Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master.

- Nicholson Baker

You can tell it's a poem because it's swimming in a little gel pack of white space. That shows it's a poem.

- Nicholson Baker

The job of the novel is to be true to the confusion, but not so confusing that you turn the reader off.

- Nicholson Baker

Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in?

- Nicholson Baker

Books: a beautifully browsable invention that needs no electricity and exists in a readable form no matter what happens.

- Nicholson Baker

Printed books usually outlive bookstores and the publishers who brought them out. They sit around, demanding nothing, for decades. That's one of thei…

- Nicholson Baker