During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

- Richard Lewis

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

- Richard Lewis

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

- Richard Lewis

My parents were my worst audience.

- Richard Lewis

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

- Richard Lewis

For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

- Richard Lewis

I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Somethi…

- Richard Lewis

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

- Richard Lewis

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

- Richard Lewis