The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

- Janet Street-Porter

Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past.

- Janet Street-Porter

Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.

- Janet Street-Porter

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

- Janet Street-Porter

Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth.

- Janet Street-Porter

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

- Janet Street-Porter

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

- Janet Street-Porter

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

- Janet Street-Porter

I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl.

- Janet Street-Porter