I'm just the last English twit, really.

- Colin Firth

Because I am an Englishman I spent most of my life in a state of embarrassment.

- Colin Firth

Forget trying to be sexy. That's just gruesome.

- Colin Firth

I'm fully aware that if I were to change professions tomorrow, become an astronaut and be the first man to land on Mars, the headlines in the newspap…

- Colin Firth

It's a very dangerous state. You are inclined to recklessness and kind of tune out the rest of your life and everything that's been important to you.…

- Colin Firth

I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap

- Colin Firth

I absolutely don't care about my looks and I'm so used to them that I wouldn't change a thing. I would end up missing my defects.

- Colin Firth

I would rather five people knew my work and thought it was good work than five million knew me and were indifferent.

- Colin Firth

To be bothered wherever you go - it's not a rational thing to want at all.

- Colin Firth