Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

- Tallulah Bankhead

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

- Tallulah Bankhead

Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.

- Tallulah Bankhead

If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

- Tallulah Bankhead

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

- Tallulah Bankhead

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

- Tallulah Bankhead

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

- Tallulah Bankhead

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

- Tallulah Bankhead

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

- Tallulah Bankhead