In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?! - Mort Sahl
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!
- Mort Sahl
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole. - Mort Sahl
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy. - Mort Sahl
There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clin… - Mort Sahl
There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clin…
Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a ne… - Mort Sahl
Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a ne…
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy. - Mort Sahl
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. - Mort Sahl
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. - Mort Sahl
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters. - Mort Sahl
That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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