Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.
Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them. - Joy Behar
Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.
- Joy Behar
I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe... - Joy Behar
I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe...
I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful ti… - Joy Behar
I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful ti…
Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country. - Joy Behar
Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country.
I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody. - Joy Behar
I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.
I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol. - Joy Behar
I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. - Joy Behar
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch. - Joy Behar
Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist. - Joy Behar
He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.
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