You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

- Stephanie Miller

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your sho…

- Stephanie Miller

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

- Stephanie Miller

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

- Stephanie Miller

You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing.

- Stephanie Miller

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

- Stephanie Miller

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

- Stephanie Miller

It's not only progressives who listen to progressive radio.

- Stephanie Miller

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

- Stephanie Miller