Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.

- Vivian Stanshall

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.

- Vivian Stanshall

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!

- Vivian Stanshall

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.

- Vivian Stanshall

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

- Vivian Stanshall

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.

- Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.

- Vivian Stanshall

If you see something you don't understand, smash it.

- Vivian Stanshall

I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!

- Vivian Stanshall