A friend once told me that the real message Bram Stoker sought to convey in 'Dracula' is that a human being needs to live hundreds and hundreds of years to get all his reading done; that Count Dracula, basically nothing more than a misunderstood bookworm, was draining blood from the necks of 10,000 hapless virgins not because he was the apotheosis of pure evil but because it was the only way he could live long enough to polish off his extensive reading list. But I have no way of knowing if this is true, as I have not yet found time to read 'Dracula.
It was once argued that 'Starring Sylvester Stallone' were the three scariest words in the English language but until I saw Adam Sandler I'd always t… - Joe Queenan
It was once argued that 'Starring Sylvester Stallone' were the three scariest words in the English language but until I saw Adam Sandler I'd always t…
- Joe Queenan
Electronic books are ideal for people who value the information contained in them, or who have vision problems, or who like to read on the subway, or… - Joe Queenan
Electronic books are ideal for people who value the information contained in them, or who have vision problems, or who like to read on the subway, or…
Purists maintain that if you go to a baseball game you will almost always see something you have never seen before. Unfortunately, it usually takes p… - Joe Queenan
Purists maintain that if you go to a baseball game you will almost always see something you have never seen before. Unfortunately, it usually takes p…
Saddling another person with a book he did not ask for has always seemed to me like a huge psychological imposition, like forcing someone to eat a ch… - Joe Queenan
Saddling another person with a book he did not ask for has always seemed to me like a huge psychological imposition, like forcing someone to eat a ch…
Because to the poor, books are not diversions. Book are siege weapons. - Joe Queenan
Because to the poor, books are not diversions. Book are siege weapons.
Every life, even the best ones, ends in sadness. Books hold out hope that things may end otherwise. - Joe Queenan
Every life, even the best ones, ends in sadness. Books hold out hope that things may end otherwise.
The world is changing, but I am not changing with it. There is no e-reader or Kindle in my future. My philosophy is simple: Certain things are perfec… - Joe Queenan
The world is changing, but I am not changing with it. There is no e-reader or Kindle in my future. My philosophy is simple: Certain things are perfec…
Great writers say things that are so beautiful, the very act of repeating them makes life itself more beautiful. - Joe Queenan
Great writers say things that are so beautiful, the very act of repeating them makes life itself more beautiful.
People who need to possess the physical copy of a book, and not merely an electronic version, are in some sense mysteics. We believe that the objects… - Joe Queenan
People who need to possess the physical copy of a book, and not merely an electronic version, are in some sense mysteics. We believe that the objects…
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