It's frightening to admit but if I lay off the lin it'a amazing how my love handles deplete. But is life without gin worth living?

- Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

When I turn up at a trendy party, all the youngsters look like they could be my illegitimate love children.

- Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

I so hate it when I'm quoted to thwart the juices and desires of the great interior design public at large - Daily Express

- Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen