May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

- Joey Lauren Adams

Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.

- Joey Lauren Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

- Joey Lauren Adams

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

- Joey Lauren Adams

Definition of an independent film is torture with less money and time.

- Joey Lauren Adams

Stay with me; I want to be alone

- Joey Lauren Adams

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't gett…

- Joey Lauren Adams

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel aliv…

- Joey Lauren Adams

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

- Joey Lauren Adams