You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. - Bill Murray
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.
- Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. - Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. - Bill Murray
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop. - Bill Murray
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. - Bill Murray
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. - Bill Murray
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H… - Bill Murray
Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H…
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. - Bill Murray
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. - Bill Murray
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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