What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

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We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me w…

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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

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...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

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YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an En…

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I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

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