Vincent Forte was kicked out of the UFC because he was too hardcore.

- Paul Scheer

I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends …

- Paul Scheer

FX does a great thing with its comedies where they give them a slow push out there.

- Paul Scheer

Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mea…

- Paul Scheer

It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more …

- Paul Scheer

Everything is in New York or L.A. or whatever, but Chicago is more of, like, a real world. It has the art and the music, but it's more centered and g…

- Paul Scheer

My background is in improv and writing.

- Paul Scheer

There's no other place that exemplifies a fanatic as much as Chicago. I feel like sports fans have bred out of Chicago.

- Paul Scheer

I love that experience of seeing a bad movie or a movie that you don't even know, and then experiencing it with your friend.

- Paul Scheer