If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be…

- Bruce Mccall

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for th…

- Bruce Mccall

I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons.

- Bruce Mccall

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved throug…

- Bruce Mccall

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

- Bruce Mccall

Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't …

- Bruce Mccall

Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-dr…

- Bruce Mccall

You can parody almost anything.

- Bruce Mccall