As a game-show host, what I'm thinking and what I'm experiencing doesn't matter. My opinion doesn't matter. So there's a flattened reality to it. It's fun to do. But it's certainly not myself in totality - or even maybe a little bit.
Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing. - Michael Ian Black
Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.
- Michael Ian Black
The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic. - Michael Ian Black
The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.
There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy… - Michael Ian Black
There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy…
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. … - Michael Ian Black
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. …
Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.' - Michael Ian Black
Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'
As an actor, you can show up on a set and be on a TV show for three or four years, or whatever it is and, by the end of it, you just want to do somet… - Michael Ian Black
As an actor, you can show up on a set and be on a TV show for three or four years, or whatever it is and, by the end of it, you just want to do somet…
The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a lon… - Michael Ian Black
The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a lon…
The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead. - Michael Ian Black
The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.
I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands. - Michael Ian Black
I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.
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