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I got jumped into a gang, but I never shot anybody or anything. I might have been in the car when something happened, but I was involved in the gangs just for the drugs. After a while, I just became an outcast of the gang because I just liked the drugs. I just wanted to do more drugs, anything you put in my hand.

Felipe Esparza's Popular Quotes

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.

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I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought…

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I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was a…

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I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.

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I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

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I didn't know how to grab your best material and put it together into a comedy set. I would just choose subjects and do it onstage. That's what I lea…

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The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.

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The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping. Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.

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I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.

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