Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.
As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop. - Jason Alexander
As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.
- Jason Alexander
I think with challenge comes a little more fun. - Jason Alexander
I think with challenge comes a little more fun.
People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. - Jason Alexander
People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star. - Jason Alexander
Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.
Israel is near and dear to my heart - Jason Alexander
Israel is near and dear to my heart
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee. - Jason Alexander
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.
Acting is not terribly important work, and I have always felt a bit of guilt about pursuing something that is so selfish. I love doing it, but it is … - Jason Alexander
Acting is not terribly important work, and I have always felt a bit of guilt about pursuing something that is so selfish. I love doing it, but it is …
We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season. - Jason Alexander
We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.
I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny. - Jason Alexander
I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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