Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course. - Henry Beard
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
- Henry Beard
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. - Henry Beard
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. - Henry Beard
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far … - Henry Beard
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far …
Chef: Any cook who swears in French. - Henry Beard
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club. - Henry Beard
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. - Henry Beard
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellen… - Henry Beard
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellen…
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. - Henry Beard
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
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