I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toas…

- Paul Rudnick

wait," I said. "so you're saying that you proposed to me because I'm a mess and I'm a person and because we need each other, while Rebecca was —— som…

- Paul Rudnick

Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.

- Paul Rudnick

I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.

- Paul Rudnick

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

- Paul Rudnick

Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.

- Paul Rudnick

As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watchin…

- Paul Rudnick

Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins to age. …

- Paul Rudnick

Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern too many, I always thi…

- Paul Rudnick