People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and list…

- Bobby Lee

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

- Bobby Lee

Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about. And they're not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and h…

- Bobby Lee

Generally, I am just myself, a crazy John Belushi type. But I'm not comparing myself to him. I think I am against stereotype. Generally Asian guys ar…

- Bobby Lee

With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible.

- Bobby Lee

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.

- Bobby Lee

People treat you like s*** when you're a doorman or a busboy. I licked envelopes for eight hours a day for this management company and cried half the…

- Bobby Lee

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest gu…

- Bobby Lee

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.

- Bobby Lee