I knew about things like Iggy Pop and The Velvet Underground, weirdly, before I knew about David Bowie. I didn't know what David Bowie was, when I wa…

- Stewart Lee

Generally, a lot of the things people think are made up are real, a lot of the things people think are real are made up, a lot of the things people t…

- Stewart Lee

I’m just confusing the thrill of being young with the notion that the era in which I was young was in any way especially creative or remarkable.

- Stewart Lee

If political correctness has achieved one thing, it’s that it has made the Conservative party cloak their inherent racism behind more creative langua…

- Stewart Lee

I'm really glad I'm not on Twitter. Because I'd have to be answering things that I didn't really know anything about, and I'd rather just wait for th…

- Stewart Lee

In the past few months I've become religious, I've started to believe in god, creationism and intelligent design, and the reason that I now believe i…

- Stewart Lee

I was sorry to see the News of the World go down, I think it was a great campaigning newspaper. Who can forget the News of the World's high profile c…

- Stewart Lee