To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.
It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake. - Ian Holloway
It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.
- Ian Holloway
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish - Ian Holloway
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't … - Ian Holloway
My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't …
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brot… - Ian Holloway
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brot…
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark. - Ian Holloway
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb - Ian Holloway
If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth. - Ian Holloway
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth. - Ian Holloway
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.
Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon. - Ian Holloway
Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.
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