I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'
We must remember to enjoy ourselves. - Matt Roper
We must remember to enjoy ourselves.
- Matt Roper
I can't abide small talk. - Matt Roper
I can't abide small talk.
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of … - Matt Roper
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of …
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship. - Matt Roper
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field. - Matt Roper
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.
I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which … - Matt Roper
I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which …
I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen. - Matt Roper
I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.
I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything. - Matt Roper
I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.
Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing. - Matt Roper
Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.
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