The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

- Helen Rowland

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

- Helen Rowland

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and …

- Helen Rowland

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

- Helen Rowland

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

- Helen Rowland

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

- Helen Rowland

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

- Helen Rowland

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

- Helen Rowland

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

- Helen Rowland