I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable! - Larry David
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
- Larry David
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was. - Larry David
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? - Larry David
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk. - Larry David
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. - Larry David
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. - Larry David
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. - Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. - Larry David
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good. - Larry David
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
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