Girls were nice to me in the same way that they would be nice to a hamster. I fantasized about wild encounters with females but knew they'd never hap…

- Joel Achenbach

The Enron scandal calls into question the integrity of the entire capitalist system, which previously we assumed was based on honest, straightforward…

- Joel Achenbach

Uncertainty is inevitable at the frontiers of knowledge.

- Joel Achenbach

Coffee is one of the special things I have, instead of a social life.

- Joel Achenbach

Lobbyists know that a 0 percent tax rate on capital income is not, in fact, the lowest possible rate. There can be negative tax rates. There can be s…

- Joel Achenbach

It depends on your specific conception of God, because belief can equally well leave you with this constant sense that you're coming up short and you…

- Joel Achenbach

Most geniuses are just talented people who get up really early in the morning.

- Joel Achenbach

You might declare that global warming and energy insecurity, not to mention urban sprawl and pollution, have intensified the sin of indulging one's m…

- Joel Achenbach

Right-thinking people are not supposed to discuss any meteorological or geophysical event - a hurricane, a wildfire, a heat wave, a drought, a flood,…

- Joel Achenbach