Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

- Laurence J. Peter

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

- Laurence J. Peter

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

- Laurence J. Peter

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

- Laurence J. Peter

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

- Laurence J. Peter

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

- Laurence J. Peter

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

- Laurence J. Peter

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

- Laurence J. Peter

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

- Laurence J. Peter