They're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming.

- Keith Moon

I don’t think the drums are a solo instrument. Drums are there to set the beat for the music.

- Keith Moon

To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder.

- Keith Moon

Give me a mandolin and I'll play you rock 'n' roll.

- Keith Moon

I've always enjoyed myself. Unhappy periods for me last about twenty minutes.

- Keith Moon

I tried several things and this was the only one I enjoyed doing.

- Keith Moon

I was a rust repairer. I was a rust repairer and full-time survivor. I survived all the major earthquakes, and the Titanic, and several air crash.

- Keith Moon

I can't believe that person on the television is really me.

- Keith Moon

I love to see people laugh and I love it more if I can make them laugh.

- Keith Moon