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Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.

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I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

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I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

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It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.

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The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

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Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

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Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

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An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

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I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.

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