If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant to go on television and push orange juice?
Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The cities and states that have … - Mike Royko
Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The cities and states that have …
- Mike Royko
If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant t… - Mike Royko
If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant t…
Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this spa… - Mike Royko
Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this spa…
Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck i… - Mike Royko
Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck i…
When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many … - Mike Royko
When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many …
Why do you think the lottery is so popular? Do you think anybody would play if the super payoff was a job on the night shift in a meat-packing plant?… - Mike Royko
Why do you think the lottery is so popular? Do you think anybody would play if the super payoff was a job on the night shift in a meat-packing plant?…
Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich. - Mike Royko
Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.
I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a coup… - Mike Royko
I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a coup…
For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest. - Mike Royko
For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest.
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