If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win.

- Randi Rhodes

Vote like your nation's survival depends on it... because it does.

- Randi Rhodes

It takes two seconds to tell the truth and it costs nothing. A lie takes time and it costs everything.

- Randi Rhodes

What a waste of an education Rick Santorum is! ... Let's just pray that none of his home-schooled kids grow up to be an airline pilot, okay? That's a…

- Randi Rhodes

You know, these conservative women, somebody really needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly, they have no right to them. They are fabulous…

- Randi Rhodes

Fight global warming! Be cool.

- Randi Rhodes