The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

- Dan Jenkins

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

- Dan Jenkins

Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuf…

- Dan Jenkins

I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is…

- Dan Jenkins

Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.

- Dan Jenkins

The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different…

- Dan Jenkins

Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.

- Dan Jenkins

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.

- Dan Jenkins

Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section.

- Dan Jenkins