A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. - Frank Muir
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
- Frank Muir
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats o… - Frank Muir
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats o…
The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words. - Frank Muir
The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.
The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it. - Frank Muir
The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.
The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat - Frank Muir
The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat
It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn. - Frank Muir
It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.
Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is not milk but has c… - Frank Muir
Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is not milk but has c…
Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like uncon… - Frank Muir
Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like uncon…
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it. - Frank Muir
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
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