I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

- Rick Reilly

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

- Rick Reilly

A man is more than his failings.

- Rick Reilly

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

- Rick Reilly

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

- Rick Reilly

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more th…

- Rick Reilly

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

- Rick Reilly

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

- Rick Reilly

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

- Rick Reilly