Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease. - Bob Hope
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
- Bob Hope
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots. - Bob Hope
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them. - Bob Hope
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
I have too much money invested in sweaters. - Bob Hope
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens. - Bob Hope
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. - Bob Hope
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. - Bob Hope
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing. - Bob Hope
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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