After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came…

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez