Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.
I always knew what I was doing. - Jackie Gleason
I always knew what I was doing.
- Jackie Gleason
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. - Jackie Gleason
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. - Jackie Gleason
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at. - Jackie Gleason
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us. - Jackie Gleason
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy. - Jackie Gleason
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets. - Jackie Gleason
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we pa… - Jackie Gleason
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we pa…
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