Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far … - Henry Beard
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far …
- Henry Beard
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. - Henry Beard
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. - Henry Beard
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. - Henry Beard
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. - Henry Beard
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club. - Henry Beard
Chef: Any cook who swears in French. - Henry Beard
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed. - Henry Beard
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers. - Henry Beard
Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
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