Women had been on the verge of taking over the world-the Western world, anyway. Then some sexist pig in Silicon Valley invented the cell phone and wo…

- John Sandford

There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting.

- John Sandford

When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make people like him?'

- John Sandford

Most people who are trying to write kind of sit in their basements and pull it out of their imaginations.

- John Sandford

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

- John Sandford

Just go outside and look at something and write it down and you'll find it is a very nice piece of writing.

- John Sandford

I've always been sort of interested in the rural countryside. Things happen out there that are very strange to city dwellers.

- John Sandford

Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.

- John Sandford

You have the feeling that if you get a Pulitzer, you're somehow set for life.

- John Sandford