What good is sitting alone in your room? Come hear the music play; Life is a cabaret, old chum, Come to the cabaret.

- Fred Ebb

Life is what you do while you're waiting to die... Life is how the time goes by

- Fred Ebb

For you wake one day, look around and say, somebody wonderful married me.

- Fred Ebb

Life is a cabaret, old chum! Come to the Cabaret.

- Fred Ebb

Life is what you do while you're waiting to die.

- Fred Ebb

How the world can change, It can change like that, Due to one little word: "Married.

- Fred Ebb