Iβd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
Larry DavidRead
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
Interpretation
This quote highlights the idea that humor often arises from imperfections and flaws rather than virtues.
Larry David suggests that human nature is a mix of both good and bad traits, but it is the 'bad' aspects that contribute to humor. By downplaying the positive qualities and embracing the negative, one can create comedic moments, implying that our shortcomings are more relatable and entertaining.
In practice
A comedian discussing the balance of personality traits during a stand-up routine.
Iβd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
I have no intention of retiring; I can't imagine not doing stand-up. That's where I started and where I'll be.
Use the word 'zeitgeist' as often as possible. Ideally, you want to find words that sound familiar but people don't really know their definitions: 'zeitgeist,' 'bildungsroman,' 'doppelganger' - better yet, anything Latin. But avoid 'paradigm.' It's so 1994. If you say the word 'paradigm,' everybody knows you're a poser.
If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts.
Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone.
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