Iβd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
Larry DavidRead
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
Interpretation
This quote highlights the idea that humor often arises from imperfections and flaws rather than virtues.
Larry David suggests that human nature is a mix of both good and bad traits, but it is the 'bad' aspects that contribute to humor. By downplaying the positive qualities and embracing the negative, one can create comedic moments, implying that our shortcomings are more relatable and entertaining.
In practice
A comedian discussing the balance of personality traits during a stand-up routine.
Iβd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.
The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the discrepancies between life and purpose, should be the fruit of bitter indignation aroused by the degradation of human dignity, should be sarcasm, and not an epigram, convulsive laughter and not an amused grin, should be written with bile and not diluted salt, in a word, it should embrace life in its highest significance.
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. Itβs sort of a blog for people with attention spans.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one.
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
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