A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.
In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better. - Brian P. Cleary
In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.
- Brian P. Cleary
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re … - Brian P. Cleary
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re …
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a wor… - Brian P. Cleary
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a wor…
I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated. - Brian P. Cleary
I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.
There’s no such thing as free kittens. - Brian P. Cleary
There’s no such thing as free kittens.
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old t… - Brian P. Cleary
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old t…
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the m… - Brian P. Cleary
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the m…
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. - Brian P. Cleary
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while. - Brian P. Cleary
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.
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